Happy Bloody Christmas (Happy Bloody Christmas, Book 1)

Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body...) <br> <br> <p>---------------------</p> <p>Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:</p> <p>1. Wrap the kids' presents​</p> <p>2. Peel the potatoes ​</p> <p>3. Get rid of the dead body?!</p> <p>Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine.</p> <p>But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.</p> <p>A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she's going to save Christmas, it's up to Anna to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh - and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.</p> <p>And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen...</p> <p>---------------------</p> <p>READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!</p> <p>'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'Will be going in everyone's stockings this Christmas!'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'A must read for Winter 2024!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'I was absorbed from the very first page' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'So fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'Kept me guessing until the end!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'Motherland meets Agatha Christie....The funniest book I have read this year!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>'I would 100% recommend this book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p> <p>AUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!</p> <p>'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE</p> <p>'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE</p> <p>'So funny, I'm annoyed I didn't write it!' GILL SIMS</p> <p>'This hilarious, sweary, cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.' ADELE PARKS FOR Platinum</p> <p>'The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY</p> <p>'Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!' FIONA LEITCH</p> <p>'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD</p> <p>'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read - terrific!' J.M. HALL</p> <p>'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY</p> <p>'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW</p> <p>'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN</p> <p>'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS</p>